Massively, inexpressibly, terribly no good very bad day.

And that was before someone rear ended my car.

Sadly, I was obeying every law of the land. Slowing, signalling, looking both ways, making a left hand turn of geometrically perfect proportions. The idiot kids behind me in the plastic Saturn bisected my arc. The joke is really on them, though. My car? Small scratch, some slight warping. Their car? Completely crumpled front hood.

ZOMBIE CAR WINS AGAIN! MY CRANE STYLE WILL DEFEAT YOU! KYAIIIII!!!