Witnessed, walking near Telegraph:

Two gutter punks, one male, one female, sitting on the sidewalk and chattering to passersby. A girl dressed in a tiny green ruffled mini-skirt, and tiny green tube top, with matching green peripherals (shoes, etc.), walked by and gave them a cigarette. Immediately afterwards:

Male gutter punk: "That chick scares me."

Female gutter punk: "That's because you're @#$%ing gay!"

Male gutter punk: "No, it's because she's dressed up like @#$#!ing Peter Pan!"