I heard this on the college radio station this morning, and thought it fitting...not that I fall asleep in corners during parties. Umm. Not at all.

so let's find a party
and hide in the kitchen
i'll be in the corner
from the moment we walk in
- Our Lady of the Highway, "Friday Night"

All right, I do fall asleep at parties. I don't mingle well (maybe my network settings are broken?), drunk people en masse make me uncomfortable, and I mostly end up either trying to hide behind my friends or going through people's bookshelves. w00t.