One of the kids this week is convinced that every joke is funnier if the punchline is "a frog in a blender."

To wit:

What's red and green and travels at 160 mph?
A frog in a blender.

And also:

What's the difference between an 800 pound gorilla and a Republican?
A frog in a blender.

And in addition:

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A frog in a blender.

It's been a long week.