Kids say the darndest things...e.g...

15 year old male student: "Wow, Miss P! Did you dye your hair?"
Me: "Yes."
15YOMS: "That's so neat! Can I touch it?!"
Me: "No."

16 year old female student: "Miss P, have you ever heard of a band called the Ramones?"

17 year old male student: "So, Miss P, did you ever participate in one of those greased pig catching contests? When you were younger?"

Other things my high school students desperately want to know: when we are getting our classroom pet, what I think of *insert random shitty punk band here*, whether this next test can be an open book test, why I am so mean...

Things my high school students desperately do not want to know: Algebra II. Physics.