New Year's Resolutions:

1. I will not have beer for dinner.

2. I will not have icecream for dinner.

3. I will not have beer and icecream for dinner.

4. I will not compensate for a lack of laundry-doing by buying more socks.

5. I will stop swearing so fucking much.

6. I will stop talking back to NPR.

7. I will stop mocking my students...so openly.

8. I will stop referring to adults as "grownups."

9. I will stop writing important pieces of information on stray scraps of paper which float by.

10. I will eliminate, or at least severely curtail, my "funny t-shirt" budget.