Most of the time, the line for confession at the local parish is 99.9% composed of retirees. Which is odd; you would assume that "young people" would have the most need of being shriven (what with their wanton ways and reckless consumption of Stoli vodka). I like to hypothesize that the elderly are wont to indulge in all manner of secret, salacious vices that we young'ns are not yet privy to. And yes, I know I'm a bad person...that's probably why I'm in the line for confession to begin with...