What I love best is the smell of fresh rain. After it's been raining for a while, all the earthworms crawl out and die on the pavement. And that doesn't smell so good. More, umm, meaty than I'd like. But fresh rain...mmm.

I'm going to invent a perfume which encapsulates the scent; it will draw men by the droves, much like the beer scented perfume which I am also going to invent (any day now).