Friday, April 15, 2005

I, for one, welcome our new wolphin overlords.

2 Comments:

Blogger The Smoker said...

I like the part near the bottom where it first says:

"Park researchers suspect the wholphin's father is a 15-foot long Atlantic bottlenose dolphin named Mikioi."

and then a couple lines later it says:

"Atlantic bottlenose dolphins reach a maximum size of 12 feet and can weigh up to 700 pounds."

I'm pretty sure one of those two statements is false. I'll really be worried when they breed that wholphin with a liger. It's gonna be vicious, amphibious, and hard to pronounce. Lwhigphin. Or maybe Twhilphion.

5:39 PM  
Blogger Prophet said...

I thought Mikioi was another Wholphin...

3:41 PM  

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