I was stuck in an LA traffic jam for about an hour yesterday. To avoid wasting time, I prayed the rosary. Just as I got to the third glorious mystery (which, for you non-initiates, is when we meditate on the descent of the Holy Spirit upon the apostles), a white dove flew in front of me, over the gridlocked line of cars.

"AWESOME!!!", I thought.

The traffic jam still lasted for another forty minutes, though. I guess divine signs are in no way indicative of traffic relief.