1. As long as y'all are waiting for the deus ex machina, you might as well get a hoodie advertising that fact.

2. My friend Charlie sent me a sunprint he made of a human hand touching an octopus. Q. How cool is that? A. Very cool. That octopus died in the name of ART.

3. I've told my boyf in the past that my car is mysteriously connected to the aether in such a way that washing it summons a rain storm. Which is why my car is perpetually covered in dust and bird droppings. I'm just looking out for my fellow sun lovers. Fool, he heeded not my words of warning, and washed my car last week while I was visiting my family (aside: awww). As a consequence, the rains have begun.