Whenever I visit my grandparents, I end up going to Mass with them, and consequently sitting in the Old People section at church. The Old People are a jolly bunch, cataracts and all. As the only person in the vicinity whose limbs still function properly, I am often the recipient of helpful advice about being young and spry, which can be summed up as follows:

- drive fast
- ENJOY life, and
- don't get old.

And they would know...