Jobs on Craigslist which I probably will not be applying for:

Job: Models Needed for Automotive Event - Huge Automotive showcase with many vendors comming to the San Jose in mid August. We need 20 Import models to meet and great customers and clients. Be cute fun and sassy! No experience neccesary. Please forward head shot and your best photo's with basic bio and experience.

Reason: The numerous punctuation errors indicate a lack of professionalism.

Job: "Adult-Video Enthusiast - Adult startup seeking temp- to full-time interns who are interested in helping us reach our lofty business goals before launching. We desperately need people for data entry and quality control of our
vast video library as we convert it to a digital format....Since we are still in startup mode, funded by a silent angel, you have the chance to remain here and move up within the company quickly. New administrative positions become available everyday as our business expands.

Reason: Prefer children's videos.

Job: STRANGE Program Coordinator - Mature, energetic and positive person is needed part-time to coordinate the STRANGE Program. The STRANGE Program of Youth Services, is a youth-driven, countywide program for transgender, bisexual, lesbian, gay, intersex, queer, and questioning (TBLGIQQ) youth ages 12-18 and their allies. The Coordinator of the STRANGE Program is the adult liaison to Gay Straight Alliances (GSA’s) in local High Schools and Middle Schools throughout Santa Cruz County. This position provides intra-community communication and social support for GLBT youth and their allies. The coordinator maintains an interactive collaboration with other GLBT community groups and organizations to foster STRANGE program growth and development. This is a part-time 8 hours per week position.

Reason: Too many acronyms.

Job: Aide for Small Special Education School - Applicants must have at least 2 years of college (degree prefered) and previous experience working with children who have behavioral problems. Responsibilities = leading a nutrition/cooking class 2 days per week and assisting credentialed staff as an aide 3 days per week.

Reason: Cook better when not cooking with children with behavioral problems.

Job: School Bus Driver - Black Tie Transportation in Pleasanton is looking for a bus driver -but- we don’t want just any bus driver. We want that special person who likes to deal with young people, teachers, and seniors, making their trips to museums and other attractions more enjoyable.

Reason: Do not believe self to be a special person.

Job: SUMMER JOBS WITH THE SIERRA CLUB! - Work with the Sierra Club this summer! Stop Oil Drilling Off Our Coasts!

Reason: Resent insinuation that I have been oil drilling.